Siamese Success Day 1
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As I had mentioned previously, our impulse buy at the Pet Expo, was the “Kitty Kamode”. It is basically a flat, toilet bowl shaped cover that is attached to the bowl by velcro. Then there is a little plastic tray that drops into it, adding depth. You fill the tray with cat litter, and then place the toilet seat on top of it. It is basically just a little litter box that happens to be hanging inside the toilet. At first it says to fill it with a lot of litter, and then after a few days decrease the litter amount until you take the whole contraption off completely and supposedly the cat will just use the toilet in its place.
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Now let me tell you about the cat who is experimenting with it. “Dr. Claw” is his true name, but we usually refer to him as “Doc” or “Crocodile” or “Crew Crew” depending on how nice he is being. He is an almost 9 year old Siamese who has a personality beyond words. When I tell stories about him, I can sometimes sense some doubt in the listeners face, as if my stories are “Tall Tales” or embellished. I assure you they are not. Previous skeptics are always turned believers, once visiting our house. Let me give you a taste of a day in the life of “Doc”:
Our mornings begin at the crack of dawn, there is no need for an alarm clock. “Doc” begins yelling, meowing, and howling at the bedroom door. He has been known on occasion to step on the remote control to our ceiling fan which causes the lights to come on, and the fan to start whirling at high speed. A Tornado at the crack of dawn!
I know what your thinking, well, then just open the bedroom door for him. Open the door and he will sit in the hallway or the stairwell where his meow will echo or worse become amplified! Or what if you just open the door to let him out and then close it? He will jump up at the door knob until he grabs it just right to turn the knob, fling the door open, and come flying back in the room. Walk down stairs and feed him, and he will eat.
Why not just leave a bowl of food out you ask? We have, he will refuse to eat it. He loves the ritual of walking down stairs with you and seeing you have to feed him.
Now if it were only that simple to wake up early, feed him, go back to bed. What he learns from this is that, maybe tomorrow I can wake you up a little earlier, and then earlier and earlier!
Get in the shower and “Doc” comes right in and sits at the back of the shower, water sprinkling on him, yelling at you. Apparently, getting ready in the morning is not going fast enough.
We have baby locks on all the cupboards, and a hinge lock on the pantry. Yes, I know we have 4 kids, but they are not the concern. “Doc” loves to eat ANYTHING, but particularly tortilla chips, packets of seasoned dry noodles, and cheesy flavored items. You open the refrigerator and he walks inside to see if there is anything he would prefer.
He will be quietly sleeping on the couch with his head on a throw pillow, and then wake up, cock his head and start biting the pillow. He has extraordinarily long top canine teeth, so a bite, is a CHOMP out of anything.
Of course, most cats love to sleep on the warm clothes that come out of the dryer, well, “Doc” just prefers the dryer itself. No clothes necessary, so a double check is always needed before starting laundry.
The kids want to play outside, open then door, “Doc” runs out and begins eating grass that in turn causes an allergic reaction that makes the hair on the top of his ears fall out. Neighbors dogs walk by, very confused at the cat laying in the middle of the sidewalk refusing to budge. Dogs can go around him if they please.
After I am at work, if I come home and sit on the couch, he has to lay across my lap, with his front legs wrapped around my legs (a bear hug). Feeling depressed that I spent my day with other animals that he can smell.
When our family friend comes to babysit the kids, “Doc” will trample upstairs, start howling, doing laps in our bedroom, then run down stairs and yell at her. The hardest part to agreeing to watch our kids is not the sleeping babies, it is “Doc”. Will he escape, will he be nice, will he wake up all the sleeping kids on purpose?
He very rarely will drink water by lapping it up with his tongue. He will sit for 10 minutes, and dip his front paw in the water, lick it off his fur, and repeat. If there is a glass on any counter top, he stuffs his head inside to smell it, which 50% of the time results in him spilling it when pulling his head back out. Or, if he recognizes the smell, he will help himself and shove his paw in your drink!
That is just a taste of his personality, I could go for days, he has no medical condition, BELIEVE ME, I have checked everything under the sun, he is just a Siamese.
He does however, always remind us why we even let him hang around with his antics. He is a 100% purr-er, he purrs on his inhale and exhale, so it is non-stop. He comes running to greet you at the door. He will crawl under the covers and curl up beside you. He will lick your face. He will attack any animal, no matter the size if he thinks they are a threat to his people. He is a very loving cat, but he is also too smart for his own good. And thus, the Kitty Kamode Experiment began. If ever there was a cat that wished to a be human, it would be “Doc”.
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Yesterday was Day 1, we showed him where it was, and took his other litter box away and he did use it without any “questions” asked. Is he just humoring us? We will soon find out